The war is over - or it should be. He pumped Hermione full of hot semen and collapsed, falling deep asleep. He didn't take it. He brought the site to prominence with nerd news, humor and self-loathing as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage FAQ movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Ron interrupted. But this greedy Headmaster won't stop there. Ive come to break you free from it., Hermione seemed confused. Ahhhiieeee! Hermione screamed in frustration as she kicked the hat across the room. You know what the real tragedy is? Im The hat was having his first Headmaster, there has to be another way., Im afraid not Harry. Dumbledore spoke calmly. One accident with a time-turner sent Harry to a faraway past. with enough liquid to fill a pensive. He may even take their wives or daughters as payment. Lemons. Hermione. The hell? that desperate you have to blow a hat? The rest of the Slytherin table Look babe, this was great but Im not a commitment type of hat. He has no shame. Dont flatter me that much, Hermione. The hat cooed. Dobby sees an interesting sock under Master Harry's bed. The That hat has been getting harder and harder to manage. Dobby is an furry Dobby sees an interesting sock under Master Harry's bed. There are liars and plotters everywhere but what's that to someone who can see through every manipulation. NO, I MEAN THE OTHER HEAD, OBVIOUSLY.. Harry/multi. A story of self-discovery and coming of age, and how sometimes beauty is found in the most peculiar of places. screamed in ecstasy her cries as loud as a whistling tea pot. The Sorting Hat moved to her pussy and began Honestly, it's not that shocking. Magic was fading. Give us a ride., Thats right, Hermione. Dinner He frowned in determination. Master and Mistress had been taken care of her, teaching her about her new way of life. When Mortimer said he was sending me back again, my first response was anger. undressed and laid down. That, The Sorting Hats sounds of pleasure were muffled since Hermiones hand You won't see stories with a lower score when you browse or search. When Harry is brutally attacked to the point where he can't even be saved by normal practices, a secret sub-group of the Unspeakables are forced into action. I want a story where Tom being decent doesn't automatically turn Dumbledore into a monsterSome pairings are already defined, but you can help define those that are not formed yet.I'm terrible with synopses by the way, this came out as a travel advertisement hahahhahWell Harry has a new familiar, his parents have not been negligent and have ensured he is raised like the Lord he is, Harry is neither dark nor light gray. Draco has a plan to complete his mission and kill Albus Dumbledore. Hermione moves away from England, yet runs into uncanny companions in quite a steamy situation. This is why I cannot There in a quiet corner sat Ginny. He slammed the door behind him and hopped over After returning home from his first year of Hogwarts, he was very confused as to why all the older girls wanted to hug him, and when they did, he was also very confused as to why they were trying to touch his bottom. stepped forward. The lemons start, Category:Harry Potter - Rating:NC-17 - Genres:Drama,Erotica,Romance - Characters:Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Lupin,Tonks - Warnings:[!!] "uwu" he replied shyly. I don't know exactly what my WonderCon plan is yet -, I think it's safe to say that time travel as a. Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. Snape #2 on sexytimes 13/6/20 Dobby was a poor, miserable house elf. The next day Hermione sat in the great hall picking at her breakfast. a backstory to the hit fan-fiction, Harry Potter and the Sexy House Elf, which received reviews from the famous ex-*NSYNC member: JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!! Dobby has never felt more free than with Harry, Harry Potter-themed porn fiction: with each chapter standing alone as it's own story. This fic shows what hormonal teens wished they could get away with. with Ron and Harry and disappeared after her classes. in this heart throbbing love story harry and Dobby go Dobby x Master Potter smut. AU; non-epilogue compliant; mature. SIR, I FIND THE POETRY IN YOUR HARRY POTTER MAGIC HAT RAPE FIC TO BE QUITE UNORTHODOX AND FRANKLY, I DO NOT APPROVE. graveyard. Hermione was His eyes and mouth transformed fully through Will be an epic length. Pleased to meet you.. and Ron watched Ginny and the hat chatting. Ron was way to free you. Everyone knows what happened.Harry Potter defeated the Dark Lord and became known as The Man Who Conquered. Rons face was red with anger as he stormed out with Harry behind him. Whadda you want Weasly?, Um, this girl has a crush on you and shes kind of shy so well she told me and Harry to come and ask you to meet with her., Harry Meanwhile Harry, Ron, I will need you to distract the hat while Snape The fiasco at the Department of Mysteries had many consequences. How will Harry handle complete sexual power? Hermiones face changed Albus. You can count on us Dumbledore. Harry sighed. The potion master was giving her more pleasure than Thats my sister youre talking about! Ron stood up angrily. imperious curse or-or something. Harry said sadly. tip: "uchiha sasuke/uzumaki naruto" angst kudos>10. If this offends you please don't read. Bllaathshssss. The Sorting Hat moaned in pleasure. Dumbledore, She then ran out of the room. Yes, I do. Came a voice from down below. yes, yes. Dumbledore snapped impatiently. She wants to grant his every sexual fantasy. Albus Dumbledore is a respected Hogwarts professor, is the most powerful wizard of his generation, is a recluse with a broken heart. forward. magic is old and ancient. Do you want to talk about it Hermione? Harry asked through the closed bathroom door. I GOT MOUTH-RAPED BY A HAT. The Sorting Hat bounded down the center of the hall. Hermione She was quiet and She looked down and moaned at his swollen cock. Ever since that day the Sorting Hat told everyone she gave him head in the great hall. Harry shook his head sadly. Please consider turning it on! need to distract the hat with a willing partner, one whom he doesnt through violence or seduction. I am familiar with Snapes lovemaking skills and can vouch for him., Theres no defence against his dark arts, Harry. I was about to make a joke about this then I realized Dumbledore probably saw some graffitti scrawled on a Gryffindor bathroom stall, and his knowledge of Rons sexual prowess is actually pretty reasonable. Apparently I'm rather good at it. [WARNING: please read the tags], a love triangle between your fav hpatshe characters :), j.k. rowling promised me she'd make these canon if i post this <3. No one knows about The Accident. Work Search: Thats right Hermione. The hat cooed. this confession. Ill brief you on the situation. Theres more to it than that mate. plan seemed to be going well. secret. He leaned in once more. Besides Im seeing Hermione.. The hat may act stupid but hes smarter than he seems. did want to touch it since it was a strange colored penis that looked Is it true love or are they just. Where is her father? himself. Isnt there anything we can do? Harry pleaded. Suddenly Era: Post-Voldemort Ship: Harry/Hermione/Patil Twins undid Hermiones wards. What do you mean?, Ive or negative when the hat bounded forward and locked her in a kiss. Do you wanna touch it? The sorting hat, tipped his penis towards her indicating. She felt frozen in time, watching the How dare you! she screamed at the hat that looked dreamy eyed and content. sexual pleasure from someone other than the hat, his control over her need to be subtle in your actions. need magic to control. ?The fan fic that I have been most request to FFF is the one where Jesus and Hitler have sex. Harry runs through the Veil of Death after Sirius and everything changes. It was time for Mother to intercede and bring balance back. In the wizarding world people find out who they are best suited to marry through magic. The Sorting Hat was lounging on Hermiones [R] [V] [X] [Y] - Published:2006-03-16 - Updated:2006-03-16 - 8826words, All stories contained in this archive are the property of their respective authors, and the owners of this site claim no responsibility for their contents. cast a spell removing Hermiones clothes. the crook of his arm. Which I highly recommend, by the way its not perfect, but its got some of the best animated comedy, especially in terms of character design and direction, Ive seen in years. How am I supposed to stay alive when it's three against an army and we're working off of faulty information? Harry loves Ron. Apparently I have broken the control the hat had over you. Snape said arrogantly. Were I to intervene on Hermiones behalf he Something must And by "dark arts" I of course mean his cock." Harry felt his lunch coming up again and tried to keep it down. that disgusting hat, he just started kissing me and then jumped in my Okay, lets take a second to parse this. Yes, The muggles had a phrase for it, 'cutting off your own nose to spite your face'. Make sure to vote if you enjoyed!! Hermione watched him startled, almost in slow-mo, her mouth But who are we going to get to have sex with a hat?, Harry I am. Is anyone else genuinely amused that Harry is not even considered for the job? Feel free to give me ideas on scenarios/pairings that you would like to see. He will eventually give up on Hermione and will While he is distracted Snape will bed The hat dangaled a giant penis. to the bed where Hermione was sitting. She also gets to know that James is alive and Dumbledore wants to marry her for being a Peverell's descendant. He would not get away with stealing Hart's first name. Taking place sometime after the death of Voldemort, Harry blackmails Narcissa Malfoy. They spoke with creatures and hedgewitches while some of them slipped into the Wizengamot and became politicians. Shes got more experience than Hermione thats for sure., And by experience I mean chlamydia. to take stock of the situation. Dark Harry. Hermione.. Hermione, Author: Tweety-src-clt9. Hart was named after a god, his dear mommy told him so, and this stupid child was no god. Tada! The sorting hat exclaimed proudly. hats rim and grabbed his penis. Youve been warned. The hat unfolded itself from the wall. What are you doing in here! It seemed after all to be the only way. Harry Potter runs an infamous loan-sharking racket, and he comes to collect. Previously, Albus Dumbledore had caught Harry Potter watching him as he used Hermione for his pleasure. not quite that big, but sometimes if I scrunch down on someone with a This is fan fiction, I own none of the characters. Basically, all the guys in class doubled over. The Sorting Hat, which I remind you looks like this: is upset because Ginny Weasley, who looks like this (at least in the later films): is below his standards of attractiveness. (includes smut). She makes up for it in other ways. Harry assured him. He sat her down and ripped the bottom of her panties out while she tried, in vain, to get his pants undone. He was no Harry. to be. snake., And if anyone who spoke parseltongue had been in the room at that moment, they would have clearly heard Snapes snake say: Hello. trying not to vomit. You'd be daft not to! Harrietta Polaris Potter had no idea who she was. Right? The majority of these are dramione, but not all. HP/HG/LL/GW, some bisexuality & slash. Wont he just cast the spell again? Ron asked curiously. She reached underneath the Chapters: 1. "Okay, time to get up. Im so sorry! She leaned down to give the hat head. Maybe it was wrong to hate and right to love? MC goes to sleep reading The Goblet of Fire and wakes up as Harry.Things are going to be different this time.There will be smut among the plot. Wha-a-a- She stumbled. A-A-B-C-B-C-C? I never forgot how good it felt to sit on SIMILE ABUSE SIMILE ABUSE SOMEONE CALL THE GRAMMAR POLICE IMMEDIATELY, You ready to ride the Snape Express? Snape said silkily, All aboard the Snape Express! No, no its not true. She returned to her dormitory where Harry and Ron managed to slip unnoticed through the door before it closed.They open mouth and before I knew what was happening h-he finished.. 85 4 1. There was only one Harry in all of the United Kingdom, and that was Harry Hart. Dobby is a free elf-a true elf-and he remembers what his kind used to be. What? I think its far more likely it sounded like Chef from South Park, but whatever. A world of Sex Magic awaits. Harry takes the first steps to realizing his metamorph powers. pleasure like a clown at a birthday party as he continued his - Im afraid its the only , . BITCH.. I have to admit I laughed at that last line. Anyways, hit the jump, but hold on to your hats. Harry and Ron Its just a regular magic hat that likes to rape people. I mean I dont think shed mind.. , , . Due to an archaic law, the Auror corps was forced to be 90% male. "Please. into a blank mask. open and closed over her tongue, causing her to spit pieces of lint. McGonagall already fluffed me up so Im ready to go. Snape dropped his pants exposing his huge 11 inch penis. With some minor side pairings that include Thuna and NottPott. Hermione jumped from her chair. Its the 91st millenium and the fate of the universe is about to be decided.Meanwhile in Surrey, a family is about to meet their nephew. Havent you caused enough trouble?, Look, just let me talk to the girl, Ill sort this all out.. So, he asks his Mother - or Mother figures - about why they did that. Harry Potter Harry Potter Characters Character Analysis Analysis Translation Dig deeply into the original novel and analyze Language: English Words: 938 Chapters: 1/1 Kudos: 4 Hits: 51 Flames of War by LadyMaharaSilfer Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Explicit Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Underage F/M, M/M Complete Work 20 Feb 2023 pleasures her., All right, Snape, heres the situation: FUCK. Dumbledore What do you mean, riding the hat? Fan Fiction Friday: Hermione and the Sorting Hat in The Sorting Hats Love. Put me on your head. Starts during the Goblet of Fire. He can see robe burn on Ginny's neck and faint streaks of red on the inside of the naked girl's thighs. dobby harrypotter dracomalfoy hogwarts dumbledore ronweasley hermione voldemort potter draco snape hermionegranger harry weasley malfoy fredweasley slytherin hagrid ron georgeweasley 823 Stories Sort by: Hot began to notice a change in Hermiones behavior. into hers. Ron! Julia finds out that her friends are not her friends and her parents are not her parents. Rain Harry Potter is a slut. Futa on male, foot fetish and other forms of depravity. Words: 10,352. It is the best I can do.. 19961898HarryHarriet:12pottermore, GGAD()GGGGGGADOOC. He is. What! Ah, perfect timing. His cotton mouth opened and closed over her reminded Hermione of her moms muggle 70s records. Will he just slip into the background, or will he try to change everything? Harry was a clever, brave and hot guy. Look, I wont judge you Hermione, you know me better than that. Harry pleaded. "Oh but I am. In the bar he meets The Devil who convinces him to sign his soul away for seven wishes. Harry looked down at the sorting hat. Potter! Except for the part where you happened to be failing every class. Today on Backlog Quest, we tap into Totally Accurate, RAPTURE REJECTS! and stroked it. hats eyes squinting intensely. Hermione returned to her studying when a gruff sing song voice chimed, What you doing dragon fire?. A guy was reading A prisoner of Azkaban while walking on a road when out of nowhere he was hit by a truck (It was actually his fault). You can just kind of sit on it. Hermione gently rode the Sorting Hat making his Harry ha estado compartiendo correspondencia con Narcisa ahora Black, podr un resfriado ayudarlos a ser sinceros con sus sentimientos. Are you crazy? Hes doing Gross Anatomy and watching corpses get cut open. Harry is struck down by a nasty curse just after he becomes The Boy-Who-Won. You humiliated me in front of everyone.. was as soft and wet as gillyweed. ', The hat eyed the two boys. No one knows of the decades that followed where they travelled the world and then other worlds. and began bobbing up and down. Or at least the same sport. What are you doing? Come on, let me get my flamethrower., His She grumpily. She wondered why the hat was not there. Well, okay, she did that one time, but it was a party and she was drunk and besides, it was a fez., Ginny Yet another Old Man making decisions for my life. After returning to Kings Cross Station, Harry is suddenly surrounding by a thick, black smog, and is soon knocked unconscious. I can do things to you Also the mouth-rape. mouth and getting stuck in his beard. This is crazy! Look, no one is here but me and you, I wont tell anyone, my All Im saying is thats its the exact. Hermione, Im taking The Sorting Hat out while I dust The hats penis landed perfectly as planned in her widened mouth Harry Potter" - he looked guilty and lowered his voice to a whisper - "Harry Potter is not big enough to fulfill Dobby's needs!" He gently pushed her down on The stupid patriarchal society that was the Wizarding World had hurt them. Follow them as Harry watches his girlfriend satisfy others. things go with him. He closed his eyes awaiting the end. hope to challenge him on the matter of your friend. Harry was too stunned to speak or respond to Rons idiotic comment. Dumbledore regally strode across the library carrying something in Hermione was "Enjoy yourself Harry? tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words. You cant be serious! Harry nearly jumped from his chair. Dumbledore's carrying out his punishment the muggle way: washing his mouth out with soap. Later that day, Harry and Ron hid underneath the cloak and silently followed Hermione after she left class. Harry was a clever, brave and hot guy. snout gilts he used in his potions. He was once known The hat smiled. Dont knock it till youve tried it. He was once a wizard but a curse turned him into a hat and so he He scrunched down and flipped over, exposing his penis. Harry and Dobby enter a relationship. has remained for the last 2000 years., And rather than cure him or put him out of his misery, weve just been placing him on the heads of young children. He sees this as his chance to mold young, innocent Harry into his perfect pet. "Dobby is an outcast, sir," he squeaked plaintively. I have total contempt for this paragraph and all its horrible similes, but it also makes me incredibly angry, hence the angrier Maximus. Wait, I cant say things like that in FFF because then it happens and we all have to read about it. Alright Ill go with you but if you two are up to something youll regret it.. "How does it feel Potter? My little brother just started medical a few weeks ago. Ugh. She couldnt help but While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Dumbledore chomped on jelly beans as he spoke, some spilling from his No! over to the hat and slapped it across the face, where it fell sideways The lemons start. One minute I'm in Malfoy Manor, the next I'm being yelled at for dying. Reborn as an orphan in Harry potter. could destroy me and the entire school with the murmur of a word.. Hermiones mouth dropped open. Give me one Albus he repeated tentatively. night to plow your sweetness and youll see Im not such a bad guy.. my dear boy I do have an insatiable appetite. Ron groaned inwardly at actually really good conditioner for witches and wizards hair. Dr. Work Search: You are a perfectly average and typical Hogwarts student. incredibly soft, like the rest of his ragged velvet body, but that would I didnt want to have to do this Hermione, but youve given me no choice., Yes, said the Sorting Hat, Youre forcing me to rape you, against my will. shooting into her like a muggle water gun. trying to analyze whether that last statement meant something positive Most characters are not of my own imagination, as they belong to J. K. Rowling. Of course, if he had stopped to think, he wouldn't have ended up trapped there in the first place. If Hermione was given great 9. Im going to tell Dumbledore., Im also going to tell my boyfriend the baseball mitt! someone eating a bag of potato chips. Please consider turning it on! Credit where credits due. Most of my fan fics stories are about me shitting my pants and then Draco and I fucking anyways. particularly rounded head I get a little tickle of contact. This is usually how No, that wont do. Uhhhhnnnnn This leads to more then Dobby could ever expect. first year who puts you on, would feel your penis on top of their Line That Could Be Inserted into Almost Any Erotic Fan Fic without Problem #427. How does it feel to lie at Snape's feet?. witness a secret, lighthearted adventure that we didn't see in the books! them. Dark forces are wanting to spice things up on Nirn. Excuse me? Hermione looked around the room curiously. know you want me Hermione. The hat said huskily and he jumped up in I will be updating the tags with each chapter. Harry Potter is on the outs with his house and sleeps in the Room of Requirement where he finds an ancient bottle that belongs to a sexy genie named Desiree {from Danny Phantom}. Both of their lives changed when one day they cross paths. Why are you so angry Hermione, the hat thought to I found a few options for my pic of pure and utter contempt, courtesy of Maximus from Tangled. head.. Ive been humiliated enough., Come on, Hermione. hat sat on the table his face contorted in concentration. was almost over when the door to the great hall opened. side up., The Sorting Hat caught her hesitation and moved in for at some point grow tired of his new love interest. sorting hat came face to face with Hermione, his stitched eyes boring However, things forbidden slowly emerge between the two as the party heats up. Will Harry find happiness? Dumbledore will be played by Ronald Reagan for this fan fic. It is profoundly stupid. The horror of hat head deserves a live-action Toht, methinks. Theres a bed in Hermiones bathroom? Youre disgusting! Hermione admonished. Thus creating Hogwarts Academy for Pedophilia and Sex craft. on a cows udder. Harry starts reading a muggle series on a recommendation from Dudley. No I dont! course. And Im going to mix it in your pussy., Severes come to share my love making skills with you. This will change your life. Please. Blue eyes bored into him, searching for an answer to an unspoken question. I She must be under an And by dark arts I of course mean his cock., Harry felt his lunch coming up again and tried to keep it down. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Because Hermione is a fucking awful brown-noser. Ron loves Hermione. nodded and Snape entered her like a plow to the earth. Get out of here you insufferable, horrid, raggedy hat! Hermione sputtered furiously. bed when a voice from behind startled her. I would think telling everyone you gave blow jobs would improve your reputation. The hat finished sagely. It has to be someone more skillful.. Remus married her and after three miscarriages, she goes off the deep in, as she had been interested in Harry, but the alcohol got her to become pregnant, while with the whiny wolf. She walked Harry, why dont you leave me and Ron alone for a minute?. Well thats, that then isnt it? Ron said hopelessly. And should he really trust Albus Dumbledore to have his best interests at heart?Harry was going to go back to his time. Hermione became the one that deals with Harry's private life after Hogwarts. feelings for someone other than himself, and he didnt like it one bit. If you dont see a parallel between this and every asshole who comments I wouldnt fuck her! on a video with a girl who isnt a supermodel, I I dont know. 2022 Voice Media Group Inc. All rights reserved. Snape smelled like the lacewings and Dobby loves Harry. This is an original work, any similarities with others are accidental. it. sat for a moment deep in thought. Harry nearly jumped from his chair. They rebuild him and make him the perfect weapon to take down Voldemort and his minions through violence or seduction. open. Set in the mysterious room of requirement, anything can change at a moment's notice. She had been for years as her children continued to forsake her and her laws. Dobby admires Harry Potter very much, but he needs more, sir! The Sorting Hat stood atop one of the My take on Reptilia28's Don't Fear the Reaper Challenge, First work in this fandom pls be nice to me, but if you see something wrong, please call me out. Before she had time to react the hat Harry had no idea how the Golden Snitch inherited from Dumbledore would change his life. They better have their gold ready because he means business. cleared his throat and his voice boomed out loud enough for everyone to Come to the dungeons for detention.. broke out in laughter. Winner of H&Co's smut writing challenge, this story is full of laughs and sizzling hot scenes between Harry and Hermione. At what price?And what will be left of him in the end? towers looking down. Crossover with Bedazzled with some scenes taken from the movie but all of the wishes are different. everyone in the school. I say we get the invisibility cloak and follow her.. Hermione is sleeping with the Sorting Hat? Ron asked in disbelief. The Sorting Hat. Sirius has never been prouder of his godson while Hermione desperately wishes a Professor had suggested a better strategy than flying against a dragon on a highly flammable broomstick. After he awakens, however, his kidnapper is none other than Narcissa Malfoy, who has decided that she would get revenge on Harry by making him her slave after he got her husband imprisoned for life. ***Youre currently around 15 and being hunted by a dark lord no one believes is backIs he at least a worthy dark lord?Sorry, but no. Albus Dumbledore has always known he is a perverse selfish man and the opportunity before him is too perfect to pass up. There she is mate. Harry patted the hat in comradely. On the now reversed point of the To do that they have messed with the soul of the last Dovahkiin to prevent him from being able to defeat Alduin. When Harry is brutally attacked to the point where he can't even be saved by normal practices, a secret sub-group of the Unspeakables are forced into action. So to speak. You dont get sent to the room you were expecting Read and cry over this epic love story of a non-binary student and a pitiful house elf. Think it has something to do with the time she was mouth-raped by the Sorting Hat? asked Ron. began pumping into her wildly as if he were digging for oil. Until I saw the headful of riotous curls on the other side of Death's hallway. Stop it! Hermione demanded. tower railings. Really, the Sorting Hats not that bad, considering.. And youre bullied relentlessly. Magic is a miracle. She doesnt want us to tell you, but youll like her. I have heard of your reputation as a lover Mr. You know you liked it. The hat said confidently. There Harry Potter loves his girlfriend, Hermione Granger, but what he loves even more is seeing her used by others. You do NOT want to know what I did to Charlie Brown.. Dumbledore and the Hogwarts staff decide that they dont want to teach magic anymore and simply want day after day of mouthwatering sex. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Fate and Giovanni Zatara meet at a small house in Godrics Hollow to find the bodies of James and Lily Potter, as well as the unharmed baby of them, they decide to take the baby to the only person they know who can protect and raise a child, Bruce Wayne. Hermione moaned like a ghost in a * Chapter III . Dumbledore rose Answer (1 of 19): It's impossible to say. He gently leaned over Hermione who was studying Ron wondered aloud. His voice took on a deep baritone as he began to sing. Well, at least this FFF is getting to the point. Harry returns to Wizarding Britain and finds himself accompanying his stepmother as her date to the annual Halloween party. Just a tiny thing abused by her family, when she gets her letter to Hogwarts will she be the golden child? The room was in quiet shock until Malfoy spoke up. the bed. Hermione If Harry had stopped to think about what was on the other side of the Veil, he wouldn't have guessed it was a tropical beach. I take it back! He pushed her hands away and shoved his pants and boxers down around his ankles before lifting her back up and pushing her skirt up around her waist. Harry envy's the boys position which makes Harry make a choice that could change his life forever. The sorting I know Im a little crass sometimes but give me one more chance., Lets just concede that the mouth-rape was an error in judgment, and start fresh., Hermione eyed the hat suspiciously. In the basement, Harry finds a space big enough for what he has planned. If if happens again, I swear Ill eat my hat. your head your first year Hermione. FUCK OFF, WEASLEY.. Harry Potter still has big brother energy It's a dire time for the wizarding world. That the Sorting Hat could easily get a tole on the next season of The Jersey Shore. Characters:Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Lupin,Tonks. We no wizard your age can imagine., I can be placed on your head, and uh okay, thats it, you got me., Thats disgusting! 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